After much thinking and consideration, I've decided to post the following quotes. They've been gathered in no chronological order and, honestly, are things I've said which have been met (not surprisingly) with laughter (well-meant ones too! Ha!).
So for all of you who weren't there, here's a recap on the crazy things Anis has been saying.
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(After handing out beers, peaches and nuts from a cotton shopping bag at Pete's flat during the very first New Zealand Rugby World Cup match)
Joe: Ooooh! Santa's here!
Me: See? Everyone likes Little Muslim Santa.
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(During a MSN conversation with Yupi- we were talking about what people do while making out- don't ask)
Yupi: So, cuddling is like peluk-peluk, right?
Me: Yeah! And if all goes well, it'll lead to cium-cium!
Yupi: LOL.
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(While talking about music)
Pete: Bro, have you heard of (*insert musician's name*)
Me: Is he the guy that was born on boat?
Pete: (a look of utter disbelief and starts laughing).
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(While helping Joe move apartments. Pete and Joe were lifting an old, dirty, lime green sofa that had seen better days and enjoyed good times)
Joe: Give us a hand, bro.
Me: It's ok. I'll stay here. I can get STDs just looking at the couch.
Joe: (jaw drops open)
Pete: (bursts out laughing)
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(While talking about old friends from high school with Joyce. This is a direct quote from Joyce's blog too)
Joyce: You remember Jonathan from high school?
Me: Yeah!
Joyce: He's a pilot now. The last time we met up, he gave me a ride home.
Me: In a plane?!
Joyce: (elbows fail and drops head to the floor).
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(While talking about movies)
Aki: But you've already asked me what my favourite movie is.
Me: I have?
Aki: Yeah. It's Titanic.
Me: Oh. No wonder I forgot.
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(While discussing random ways of finding out a co-worker's age)
Me: Why can't we do it? It would be so simple. All we have to do is show up with a cake that says "Happy 21st!" in the morning of any day and we can all start singing Happy Birthday really loudly, you know, just to overwhelm her. After we're done, she'll blush and say, 'But it's not my birthday and I'm not 21-' and we'll just cut her and say 'Oh! But you look so young! How old are you actually, then?' and she'll tell us.
Hiroki: (a What-the-Fuck look on his face) Life is not that simple, Anis.
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(Towards the end of the day at work. It had been a long day)
Pete: Bitty. Aa-aa-ahh!
Me: Computer says no...
(Note: This is an insider's joke. Fans of 'Little Britain' will get it though).
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(While preparing Christmas dinner in 2005. Sigh. That was a looooong time ago, but I still remember this)
Me: Do you want some white chocolate, Savee?
Savitha: No. I don't like white chocolate! I only like dark ones (she was being obstinate on purpose). (proceeds to chop carrots).
Savitha: Why are all these carrots so long? I don't like long ones!
Me: You know, it would be so ironic if you ended up marrying a white guy with a 12 inch dick.
Savitha: (jaw drops open) Don't jinx me, ok!
Honestly, I can't believe half the things I've said as well. Life would have been much simpler for me if I was blonde (would flick hair aside, but it's too short and spiky).
3 comments:
that is so typical of savitha.
LOL. I agree!
haha. so typical of her and i still could remember u calling her kayu ajaib. oh well we still could call her that since she doesn't know the existence of ur blog. >.<
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